A Taste Worthy of the Elect

At Reformed Frosting™, we are committed to the highest standards of theological dessert topping. Rooted in historic confectionary orthodoxy and guided by the delicious doctrines of grace, we provide biblically sound, doctrinally rich frosting for churches, ministries, and families who refuse to compromise on either flavor or fidelity.

We do not produce frosting for everyone. Our frosting is particular.

Why Reformed Frosting?

Our frostings are carefully developed according to time-tested principles: rich in flavor, steady under pressure, and free from the fluff of modern trends. Every batch is thoughtfully crafted, slow-whipped for theological density, and structured to maintain form — even under the heat of doctrinal dispute.

No artificial additives. No theological preservatives. Just frosting that holds fast.

We offer a range of flavors, including:

  • TULIP Vanilla – Rich, irresistible, unconditionally sweet.
  • Doctrinal Chocolate – Bold and bitter with a sovereign aftertaste.
  • Sovereign Strawberry – Not for the lukewarm.
  • Covenantal Caramel – Drizzled, not sprinkled.
  • Limited Lemon Atonemint™ – Only for those with elect tastebuds.
  • 1689 Buttercream – Steadfast, full-bodied, and not one drop wasted.
  • Doctrinal Dark Chocolate – Dense, bittersweet, and uncompromising.
  • Persevering Peanut Butter – Once spread, never removed.
  • Ordinary Means Maple – Unflashy, but nourishing.

Who Is This For?

Reformed Frosting exists to serve:

  • Faithful congregations practicing proper cake ecclesiology.
  • Pastors requiring frosting that doesn’t waver under theological pressure.
  • Families committed to multi-generational frosting fidelity.
  • Any believer who has tasted and seen that the Lord (and our frosting) is good.

What We Believe

“Whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”
— 1 Corinthians 10:31

We affirm:

  • That frosting should be applied in decency and order.
  • That sprinkles, if used at all, must be done reverently and not for show.
  • That sheet cakes are valid but not normative.
  • That fondant is a man-made tradition and to be rejected.

Frosting Providence

Each tub of Reformed Frosting is hand-prepared by sovereign chefs who understand that no molecule of sugar is outside the decree of God. We do not ship by chance or randomness but by divine confection.

Get Started

We invite you to taste and see the sweetness of doctrinally reformed dessert. Whether you are preparing for a wedding feast (Revelation 19 style), a covenantal potluck, or a sovereign birthday, Reformed Frosting stands ready to serve.

Let the frosting of the righteous be your delight.